Typical

It's amazing how whenever I'm not able to post some interesting topics actually arise, but when I am there's nothing going on. This quite obviously is a conspiracy to oppress me and my uncreative posts (lacking both wit and effort), you all think I'm not on to you but I are smart and have ways of extracting my revenge. On a more serious note this is probably the worst punishment for a user who mainly just uses the forums, perhaps now I can finally appreciate the "joys" of the rest of the site. Who knows? Maybe I'll even decide to do something fun that doesn't involve Newgrounds. I'm a rebel, I do what I want.

Anyway, am I the only one who realizes how God-awful this movie was? I mean I never walk out of a movie but there's a limit to the atrociousness of a film I can tolerate. When they made Deadpool a flamboyant, albino, annoying, bald, mute I couldn't help but cringe, there are lines you shouldn't cross and they completely disregarded it. It just goes to show you can't replace a good director with awesome special effects.

Having recently discovered my fetish for elderly women I've realized that words can not describe my love for the universal best feature found among all old women, saggy titties. I don't want firm, moist, warm, perky, or enhanced breast. To me it doesn't even matter if the breast can produce milk, it can be as dry as the grand canyon for all I care. The only thing that satisfies me are the droopy mounds that can only be called honey drips due to the way they hang on. Young or old I will never loose my affection for the bazookas that time (and/or lack of bra use) have withered to a shell of what they use to be. Experience is a wonderful thing. In the end despite your own personal preferences a breast is a breast, you might as well take the breast you can be sure of.

I'm not a totally stupid after all, and you can't hurt my feelings cause Gagsy gave me confidence.