Score: 10

"Awesome-tastic"

submission: A Tribute to my Mum

date: May 10, 2009

This is a really sweet, thoughtful and considerate thing to do for Mother's Day. I wish I had the kind of talent to create witty, flash gifts for my Mother but c'est la vie, I'm stuck with the traditional card. But hey, it's the thought that counts right?

Either way this was a hilarious, entertaining and some what heart warming flash. Your mom is lucky to have you. Oh and my Mom told me the same thing about gum when I was a little, causing me to avoid it for half a decade.

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: Fj: Alternative Part

date: May 10, 2009

I actually enjoyed this a lot, it's nice to see a video on here with a pretty good story line and not a lot of obscene jokes. I found myself laughing pretty hard at some of the jokes and Indiana Jones references.

The animation wasn't superb (as other reviewers will tell you) but it was decent enough, especially the fight scene. One of the better flashes I've seen this week, it deserves at the very least a four. I could tell you put a lot of effort into this and it was very entertaining so I settled with a five.

Score: 10

"Good 'ole fashion racism"

submission: Blackhead

date: May 10, 2009

This is a hilarious parody of classic Looney Tunes comics and Blockhead, but what seals the deal is that extra (but necessary) racism thrown in there. I love how this characters main objective is to get watermelon and how the police officer has an alert whenever he sees a nig- I mean African American. This is how racism is supposed to be done.

Plus you can never go wrong with Carol from Aqua Teen, anyone else notice his mannerisms have an incredible likeness to the conscience in Blockhead? It's a conspiracy! Either way great job, may this forever remain immortalized in the Portal.

Score: 10

"Good old fashion prejudice"

submission: Pentagon n' Oval

date: May 10, 2009

I love how urban and racist the Pentagons are for like no apparent reason, "Yo boy, where your corners at?" Your brilliance never gets old, in fact this is how they should teach kids their shapes.

Now give me a high five.... sides!

Score: 9

"It was awesome"

submission: We Hate Call of Duty: WaW

date: May 9, 2009

This is one of the few reasons I still watch video game based flashes. This was hilarious and the animation was of great quality. You've really got artistic talent but a lot of the time it seems like a slide show and some of the animation seems somewhat lazy. Nonetheless this is filled with just so much content (and it's all entirely true) I can't imagine anyone not liking it, probably the best thing I've seen in quite awhile. Unfortunately for CoD fans not all of these problems are exclusive to WaW.

Score: 10

"Excellent work"

submission: LordZeebmork Hentai

date: October 13, 2008

You mimic that Zone guys animation style, and your original character is pretty sexy to. I came all over my hand just thinking about penetration!

Score: 10

"The Best"

submission: Dead Parents

date: September 24, 2008

I agree with Enishi, if you're so skeptical of your own masculinity you have to criticize anything with a slight trace of homosexuality it's likely due to your own doubts pertaining to your sexual orientation. This was hilarious and brilliant yet simple in concept, Marc M is the mastermind of flash. Not every flash has to be a stupid video game parody filled with unnecessary obscenities to be funny (I'm looking at you Egoraptor). Here is an example of some fine work that was both brief and entertaining. Marc M doesn't even have to animate his shit well, it's just funny.

Score: 8

"Jesus Christ"

submission: How to Enlarge your Penis

date: September 18, 2008

The first step is a very difficult scene to watch, I thought I was going to regurgitate my breakfast halfway through. Great job, it lacked in content but the shock humor and animation makes up for it. Never have I seen a better looking Penis.

Score: 4

"Mediocre"

submission: Tough Times ep.2

date: September 18, 2008

This flash is hard to recommend considering the poor animation and sound quality . You appear to have some knowledge of creating characters so I can give you credit for that despite redundancy in designs--all characters have similar facial features--but none of them are actually progressing or moving consistently, it's just a slide show of your art work. I assumed you didn't record the vocals included in the flash, which where difficult to listen to due to repetition, pitch level, volume, and multiple other problems. Additionally the script made very little sense and did not progress fluently. I suggest you reanimate the awkward text boxes and provide some sort of "next" button so the viewer does not have to wait.

I don't want to discourage you from continuing flash, you appear to have some good ideas. I'd suggest you simply learn how to animate frame by frame before resubmitting. There a few basics taught in the tutorials that could significantly improve the animation quality of your flash. As for the sound numerous voice actors are willing to provide their vocals for your characters in the audio forum. Good luck!

Score: 7

"Average"

submission: a mario mouse avoider

date: September 17, 2008

Considering this is your first interactive flash submission I'll be lenient in my review and perceive this as an average flash. For the most part it was a simply a brief and entertaining (yet lacking in animation quality) game, however what I found most difficult to overlook was the lack of a preloader and the ease of cheating. It was also not difficult to die in the game over ridiculous matters such as allowing your character's head to touch the top of the elevator, which I found ironic considering the very same character had just walked through poorly animated lava without harm. Controls where often too precise, which can be seen as both a blessing than a curse. It's great you're able to accurately present the player's motion but this also presents many opportunities to cheat (such as walking through walls). Overall it was well done for your first attempt and viciously underrated.